Surely you've heard of the ancient poetry form of Haiku? Now witness the not-quite-as-ancient but surely as beautiful Ratku.
Rats will pee on you
But it is all just to show
How much they love you
If they bite your toes
Just remind yourself that
Your toes started it
Try not to wear socks
This will cut down on attacks
Socks are threatening
Oh, and one more thing
The rats would like you to know
They chewed up your blouse
More ratkus can be found
here, or you can try your hand at writing one of your own.
Five beats in the first line
Seven beats are in the second
And five in the third.
Rhyme is optional
Rats are required!
So try a ratku and post it here!
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posted by Sophielynette @ 5:30 PM